5:30am Wake up, decide it's time for morning snuggles with mom. Alert her to this fact by scratching metal bed railings and comforter until she awakes and assists me with the 4 foot vertical climb onto the bed. We snuggle.
6:00am I'm too hot. Reposition self to the foot of the bed.
7:00am Gah! Alarm clock! Shut it off!!
7:05am Mom stretches. Time for more snuggles!!!
7:07am Mom gets up. I decide to just close my eyes for another 20 minutes.
7:20am FOOD! I hear food! Calculate landing position before leaping from bed.
7:21am Yum yum nom nom.
7:25am Relieve self on balcony. Get yelled at by mom. Whoops.
8:30am Mom grabs my bag, I sit patiently for my leash, and then it's off to work!
8:35am Arrive at work. Take a quick survey of the yard, remark banana tree and roses.
8:40am Nap
10am Go searching through bathroom trash. Find paper towel, grab and take off!
10:05am Mom's boss notices I've got the paper. Crap.
10:06am Mom tries to tempt with with multiple trade options. I refuse candy, sweet words, and pleas. Cave into rawhide strip offer. Upgrade!
10:10am Water. That paper was DRY.
10:12am Demand attention. Mom gives me monkey toy.
10:13am Beat the crap out of monkey toy. I am the monkey master
10:18am Nap
12pm Wake up for mom's lunch. Stare at her tasty chicken.
12:30pm Nap
4:30pm Head for home!
5:00pm Dinner AND peanut butter treat! Mom thinks I'm too distracted to know she leaves the house, but I totally do know.
7:00pm Mom returns and tastes all salty.
7:10pm Help mom take off her sneaker, then beat crap out of sneaker
8:00pm Last pee break of the night.
8:15pm Head to bed early. Too tired to stay up.
